Joseph Smith American Moses song by Original Broadway Cast of The Book of Mormon from Primary Album Album not found. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Pop, Soundtrack, Rock music. The Record company is unknown. Released on None.
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Joseph Smith American Moses Meaning
| [[NABULUNGI, spoken] And now we wish to honor you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses! [MISSION PRESIDENT, spoken] Well this is very good, praise Christ [ENSEMBLE] Mormon![NABULUNGI, spoken] I’m going to take you back in time To the United States: 1823 A small and poor village called Oopstate, New York There was disease and famine But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything His name… was Joseph Smith[ENSEMBLE] Mormon! Mormon! Oop-state! So sick![ENSEMBLE] Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya Joseph Smith, American Moses! Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man! [“JOSEPH SMITH”, spoken] Hi! My name is Joseph Smith, and I’m going to fuck this baby! [MISSION PRESIDENT, spoken] What?! [ENSEMBLE] No, no, Joseph! Don’t fuck the baby! Joseph Smith Don’t fuck the baby! [NABULUNGI, spoken] Suddenly, the clouds parted and Joseph Smith was visited by God! [“GOD”] Joseph Smith Do not fuck a baby I’ll get rid of your AIDS If you fuck this frog [ENSEMBLE] Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! [NABULUNGI, spoken] Joseph Smith fucked the frog God gave him, and his AIDS went away! Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the Starship Enterprise. [“MORONI”, spoken] Joseph Smith! Your village is shit! You should lead the villagers to a new village. Take these fucking golden plates! [ENSEMBLE] Away! [NABULUNGI, spoken] And on the plates were written the directions to a new land: Sal Tlay Ka Siti! [ENSEMBLE] Sal Tlay Ka Siti! [NABULUNGI, spoken] Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates [“JOSEPH SMITH”, spoken] Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people![“JOSEPH SMITH”] I got da golden plates I gonna lead the people We gotta stick together We gotta help each other And so we climb the mountain And we cross the river And we fight the oppression By being nice to everyone[ENSEMBLE] Gold plates We head West Mormons We’re Mormons We head West We head West Mormons We are Mormons![“BRIGHAM YOUNG”, spoken] Not so fast, Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain! [ENSEMBLE] Down from the mountain look who comes! The American war lord, Brigham Young! [“BRIGHAM YOUNG”, spoken] Yes! I am Brigham Young! I cut off my daughter’s clitoris! That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! [ENSEMBLE] Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris What will you do, Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man? [“JOSEPH SMITH”, spoken] Not fight him, help him! [ENSEMBLE, spoken] Oooh! [NABULUNGI, spoken] Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young’s clit-face. And behold, Brigham was cured! [ENSEMBLE] Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young, frog on his clit-face! [NABULUNGI, spoken] Brigham Young was so grateful, he decided to join the Mormons on their journey [“JOSEPH SMITH”, spoken] Compassion! [“BRIGHAM YOUNG”, spoken] Courtesy! [“JOSEPH SMITH”, spoken] Let’s be really fucking polite to everyone![“JOSEPH SMITH”] I got da golden plates I gonna lead the people We gotta stick together[ENSEMBLE] Gold plates We head West Mormons![NABULUNGI, spoken] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad [ENSEMBLE, spoken] Oh… [NABULUNGI, spoken] After travelling for so long, the Mormons ran out of fresh water and became sick… with dysentery [ENSEMBLE] Mormon go to the water Water go to the cup Cup go to the stomach Shit come out the butt Shit go in the water Water go in the cup Shit go down the stomach Shit come out the butt [“JOSEPH SMITH”, spoken] Oh, fuck! [NABULUNGI, spoken] Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! [ENSEMBLE] Shit go in the water Water go in the cup Cup go to the thirsty Shit go to the stomach Blood come out the butt Blood go in the water Water go in the cup Cup go to the throat Shit blood in the stomach Shit blood in the mouth Shit blood on the insides Water come out the butt! [“JOSEPH SMITH”] Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land! [“BRIGHAM YOUNG”, spoken] Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith![“BRIGHAM YOUNG”] I… got the golden plates I gonna lead the people? We gotta stick together …[ENSEMBLE] Gold plates! We head West! Mormons! …[NABULUNGI, spoken] Even though their prophet had died, the Mormons stuck together and helped each other and were really nice to everyone they came across. And then one day, the Mormons finally found Sal Tlay Ka Siti! {ENSEMBLE] Sal Tlay Ka Siti! [NABULUNGI, spoken] And then, the Mormons danced with Ewoks and were greeted by Jesus! [“JESUS”, spoken] Welcome, Mormons! Now, let’s all have as many babies as we can and make big, Mormon families! Woo hoo! [ENSEMBLE] Fuck your woman, fuck your man It is all part of God’s plan Mormons fuck all that they can Here in Salt Lake City land! Thank you Thank you, God! Now we are fucking Thank you Thank you, God! God wants us fucking Thank you Thank you, God! Get back to fucking Thank you Thank you, God! Joseph Smith fuck frog Brigham Young clit face Shit come out the butt Jesus says fuck, fuck, Mormons!] |
