James Bond Vs Austin Powers song by Epic Rap Battles of History from Primary Album Epic-rap-battles-of-history-season-5. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Battle Rap, UK, Trap music. The Record company is Maker Studios. Released on June 14, 2016.
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James Bond Vs Austin Powers Meaning
| [[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY… JAMES BOND! VERSUS! AUSTIN POWERS! BEGIN! [James Bond (Craig)] I’ve beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with the cheek scar But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are I’ll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot Blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I’ve earned it I’m licenced to kill, you couldn’t get a learner’s permit After twenty-four films, I’m still reaching new heights Your third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice Spell my name, the ladies wanna B-on-D Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me I’m bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I’m done I only need one round, *gunshot* Golden Gun [Austin Powers] You look a lot more blonde in your movie, baby That’s alright, let’s just keep it groovy baby! (Yeah!) Basil Exposition told me this would be boring But Jesus, man, even my mojo’s snoring! I’ve never seen such a miserable spy I’ve also never seen a man with glistening thighs I mean you can’t shag properly with that waxed tush Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!) I’ll hypnotize you with a little strip tease And then judo chop, I’m swinging on you like the sixties (Yeah!) You’re defenseless; my rhymes can’t be deflected You’re like all the sex I’ve ever had, unprotected (Yeah!) People want a hero with a little personality No one wants to sit through your gritty reality Maybe Q can craft some new plot lines You made Thunderball two bloody times! I’m one of a kind, you’re always getting remade You can’t touch me, double-oh behave! , [James Bond (Craig)] Ugh! Can’t believe I’m wasting my time with this clown I should be on an island with a fucking model by now Sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis Not rapping against Swedish penis pumping weenies [Austin Powers] Yeah that’s not mine- [James Bond (Craig)] I didn’t say I was finished, I’m sick of your silly gimmicks I’m the best spy in the business; just ask all the critics I’ve been through hell, so yeah, I’m a bit of a cynic But I’m the original model that your frilly ass mimics! [James Bond (Connery)] (I wouldn’t exactly call you original…) It’s the most prominent dominant bomb spy, so pay homage Handing out ass-whippings, I’m on some real James Bondage Your performance doesn’t stir me and I’m certainly not shaken If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I’d go and watch Taken I see your modern gadgets and I piss on them all I don’t need a Q to break your balls I’m the granddad of the brand millions of fans have been sold on You’re so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond… Gold Bond , [Austin Powers] Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap please? [James Bond (Connery)] *slap* Rap these, you velvety hack! [Austin Powers] Jeez! [James Bond (Craig)] It’s the movie business and you’ve had your six The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists [Austin Powers] Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit rapey I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby [James Bond (Connery)] Oh please, I’m an extraordinary gentlemen, I’m distinguished If they made a Mini-Me, they’d have to cast Peter Dinklage [James Bond (Craig)] Well maybe they should cast a Bond who’s actually English [James Bond (Connery)] *slap* Why, pussy, aren’t you the cunning linguist , [James Bond (Craig)] As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts After I beat you, I’ll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts [James Bond (Connery)] Now you listen here, you little duck-faced runt I’m all in, I’m ready to die any day that you want! [Outro] WHO WON? (WHO WON?) WHO’S NEXT? (WHO’S NEXT?) YOU… YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!] |
FAQ
- Who is the person responsible for producing the lyrics of James Bond Vs Austin Powers?
This lirics prodiucer by Nice Peter, Hollywood Legend Productions & Blitz Beats.
- Who is credited with writing the music and lyrics to this song? James Bond Vs Austin Powers
James Bond Vs Austin Powers song lyrics is written by EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Dante Cimadamore, Zach Sherwin & Mike Bettete
- Whose lyrics are featured in James Bond Vs Austin Powers?
The featured artist in the James Bond Vs Austin Powers lyrics is EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter & Ben Atha
- Who is the music Mixing Engineer
James Bond Vs Austin Powers song lyrics mixing Engineer by Nice Peter & Jose “Choco” Reynoso
- Who is responsible for mastering the lyrics?
James Bond Vs Austin Powers lyrics song mastering engineer is Jose “Choco” Reynoso
