Jackass In A Can song by Cast of Galavant from Primary Album Album not found. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Soundtrack, Pop, Musicals music. The Record company is unknown. Released on None.
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Jackass In A Can Meaning
| [[SQUIRE 4] Your average knight in armor, he’s utterly the pits [SQUIRE 3] His ego’s so humungous, his helmet barely fits [SQUIRE 4] He wears two tons of padding and thinks he’s quite the man [SQUIRE 2] He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can [SQUIRES] A jackass in a can There’s nothing worser than Some high and mighty jackass in a can [SQUIRE 1, SPOKEN] My master hasn’t had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. I got him cravin’ it now. I gave him two months without it, he said it didn’t taste right [SQUIRE 2, SPOKEN] So, what about your knight? Is he as bad as ours? [GALAVANT, SPOKEN] Uh, yeah, sure , [GALAVANT] There’s all that fame and glory [SQUIRE 1] The smell, though? Not so great [GALAVANT] And then those big, long lances [SQUIRE 3] Yeah, to overcompensate [GALAVANT] The glamor and swagger [SQUIRE 1] Yeah, I’m not really a fan [GALAVANT] He’s quite — [SQUIRES] A major dillweed? [GALAVANT] In a fancy metal can , [GALAVANT and SQUIRES] A dillweed in a can There’s nothing lamer than A condescending dillweed in a can [SQUIRE 1] And who does all the planning [SQUIRE 2] Yeah, and who does all the work [GALAVANT, SPOKEN] True [SQUIRE 4] Who gets no vacation [SQUIRE 3] Not one pay raise, not one perk [GALAVANT, SPOKEN] Good point [SQUIRE 2] Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan? , [GALAVANT] Your average, humble squire? [GALAVANT and SQUIRES] And not the meathead in the can That jerkface in a can There’s nothing sadder than [GALAVANT] Some over muscled, chauvinistic Self indulgent, egotistic Stingy, prissy, narcississy [GALAVANT and SQUIRES] Jackass in a can! [GALAVANT, SPOKEN] Oh, my God. That’s me] |
