Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere lyrics Meaning

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By George E. Anderson

Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere song by Cledus T. Judd from Primary Album I-stoled-this-record. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Pop music. The Record company is unknown. Released on 1996.

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Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere Meaning

[CHORUS
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve
Now you can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But after suing John Deere, I believe…

He’d been a-guzzlin’ old Jack Daniels
And smokin’ that wacky weed-
He mixed it with his medication
And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice

When we found him Christmas mornin’
We thought he had a heart attack
But he had tar prints on his forehead
And incriminatin’ hickies on his neck
(ON HIS WHAT???)

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But we’re all ashamed of Grandpa
He took Grandma’s death too well
Started watchin’ porno movies
And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle

It’s a better Christmas without Grandpa
Last year in church, he mooned the choir
At first, we thought it was Alzheimer’s
But looking back, we realized he was wired
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Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit
And they awarded me two mil
You know Grandpa didn’t leave me nuthin’
But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed

Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras
Turned up on the grand jury
(laughs) I bribed ’em like Johnny Cochran
Did when they set O.J. Simpson free
GUIL-TY!!!

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  1. What is the name of the producer of the lyrics for Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere?

    This lirics prodiucer by Cledus T. Judd.

  2. Who is the songwriter behind this hit single? Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere

    Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere lyrics song is written by Cledus T. Judd & Randy Brooks

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