Gordos Revenge song by Robust from Primary Album Album not found. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Rap music. The Record company is unknown. Released on None.
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Gordos Revenge Meaning
| [[Intro] “Don’t ever fight a midget Unless you’ve done some midget fighting previously (Laughter) Cause if a midget bites you, you’re in trouble (Laughter) I mean you’re in serious trouble cause they ain’t but this tall…” (Laughter) [Verse 1] When I’m bagging all chickens We’ll see who looks cool, your girl Having dinner with a guy whose only two foot two I’ll may be a tad bit shorter Have you wrestle midget? Keep talking shit I’ll set a cage match next Special Olympics Keep making short jokes Midgets always get more pigeons And I’ll bet your wife’s got a fetish for fucking guys with dwarfism I got problems and I got ’em in the worse way Maybe it’s the fact I’ve been the same fucking height since 1st Grd I had a nice teacher, who wore a wife beater with no shirt But I’m 30 years old, still waiting to hit my growth spurt I’m a freak of nature, “Jesus hates ya”; something of sorts But every time I stood up for myself, seems I was coming up short I never really had a problem trying to reach the cervical But in High School, I needed a high stool just to reach the urinal In golf, I’d play from the Women Tees, because the hole is closer I wear stilts to the amusement parks so I could ride the rollercoasters , [Interlude] L-Li-Life as a shorty should be so rough L-Li-Life L-Li-Life as a shorty should be so rough L-Li-Life [Verse 2] Yo I’m so short, my suitcase is a fanny pack For me, [???] is a family size, I park ’em in the handicap I’m so gifted where the sun don’t shine, don’t need a penis blinder I may be half your size but I’m perfect height to keep vagina Knock me off my feet, like, I’ll get up and bust back Uppercut your kneecaps and headbutt your nut sack I’ll never get taller, cause it seems I’ve reached my full capacity My dick is 2 inches, but I’m so short I tell girls it hangs past my knees To boost my self-esteem, I go to circuses; Now whose the freak? If I choose to eat at restaurants, they better have a booster seat Just cause I’m short doesn’t mean I don’t like big titty hoes But if I want to hit it doggystyle, I gotta stand on my tippy toes Sick in the head, stick ya dick in bed, I’ll hit it from each angle I’m short, I sit on the curb, and my fucking feet dangle So many old men try to molest me, I’m not pervert-ly balanced Please don’t call me short, I prefer vertically challenged [Interlude] , [Outro] Yo, this goes out To anyone trying to diss midgets, beat up midgets Make fun of midgets Yo, I’ll be right there next time you touch a midget Naw’am sayin’? I gotta say peace to Joe C I gotta say peace to my man, Mini-Me You know I gotta say peace to [???] Naw’am sayin’? Peace to all my midgets Yo, we running this place in the 2g Naw’am sayin’? Peace] |
