Gabe Newell Vs Shigeru Miyamoto song by Epic Rap Battle Parodies from Primary Album Epic-rap-battle-parodies-season-3. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Rap music. The Record company is unknown. Released on March 10, 2014.
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Gabe Newell Vs Shigeru Miyamoto Meaning
| [[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES! GABE NEWELL VS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO BEGIN [Verse 1: Shigeru Miyamoto] It’s game time, son; I best not hear you Far Cry Why don’t you make a good game and put down the fries? Lets a go like Mario, even Valve fanboys think I’m awesome Your sex life is like your games, it will never see a threesome! My eyes may be squinted, but you’re losing from what I can see! I’m so rich off this shit, I have my own damn Monopoly! I’m the father of gaming, you’re a Tick Tock Clock Ticker Your games are so boring, I’d rather play Cookie Clicker You are so fat and slow, everything you do gets delayed The amount of meme pictures isn’t half the size of your weight You’ve walked right into your Doom, winning will take more than luck My game was art in your eyes? Well, I don’t give a Fuch! [Verse 2: Gabe Newell] Let me explain the true meaning behind your little Wii Winning is impossible, when rapping against me You think you’re in Heaven’s Hands, up with the stars? I’m surprised that terrible graphics could get you that far I’ll chop you in half, just like my Steam game prices Counter Strike you with rhyme, crush you like your handheld devices Wii U and GameCube? I’d rather play a PlayStation Crushing your Super Smash Balls as I score a domination You lost the console war; you have no chance in this fight You’re a mistake like those let’s play copyright strikes I’ve seen better graphics on an old Tamagotchi Prepare to die, Shiggy, just like Hiroshi Yamauchi , [Verse 3: Shigeru Miyamoto & Super Mario] Oh please; I bet you have Smash Bros. 4 on your wishlist Let’s turn off the Valve; it’s Mario time, bitches Itsa-me; the true video game superstar Nintendo’s been on top since we were making playing cards Just like Surgeon Simulator, you’ll be cut up dead What kind of mascot is a bald guy with a faucet in his head? We’ll throw a Mario Party in celebration of your defeat This battle is as pointless as the Year of Luigi [Verse 4: Gabe Newell & Scout] Medic! Come and give my rhymes an Übercharge It’s time to change class and show this loser who we are I’m about to slash and gash this Japanese dude’s ass The greatest first-person shooter while you’re trying to button mash Just get the int-hell outta here or deal with my Sandman I’ll wear your ass like a hat, crush you like a Bonk! can I’ve got inventories of weapons and millions of tricks I’m the motherfucking Scout, you’re just 8-bit pricks [Verse 5: Shigeru Miyamoto] You have no Nintendo Power, yet you think you’re a Game Master? I’ll flame you up, Goomba stomp and shoot my Nintendo Zapper So prepare to wither and die like the Great Deku Tree TF2 was so awful, you had to make it free , [Verse 6: Gabe Newell] It’s taking me a while to make Half Life 3, yes But at least I’m not trying to sell a failed 2DS You even said yourself, delayed games are eventually better But in your case, they’ll all just be bad forever [Outro] WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES] |
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This lirics prodiucer by Tristan On The Track.
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Gabe Newell Vs Shigeru Miyamoto song lyrics is written by RLYoshi, B-Lo Lorbes, DH Films, Froggy, Frenzy (Rap), Mr. Jay (Rap) & UBERocity
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Gabe Newell Vs Shigeru Miyamoto is credited as the featured artist on B-Lo Lorbes, Mr. Jay (Rap) & Cam Steady
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Gabe Newell Vs Shigeru Miyamoto song lyrics mixing Engineer by WoodenHornets
