Funky Cold Medina song by Tone Lōc from Primary Album Loced-after-dark. The music is composed and produced by Joel. Genre is Rock, Rap-Rock, Pop music. The Record company is Delicious Vinyl. Released on January 23, 1989.
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Funky Cold Medina Meaning
| [[Intro] Alright, dig it [Verse 1] Cold coolin at a bar, and I’m lookin for some action But like Mick Jagger said, I can’t get no satisfaction The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me My threads are fresh and I’m lookin def, yo, what’s up with L-O-C? The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I’m the star So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, “Why you so fly?” he said, “Funky Cold Medina” Funky Cold Medina [Verse 2] This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls’ll come real quick It’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac A couple of sips of this love potion, and she’ll be on your lap So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina You know what I’m sayin’? I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin’ down my door I got Spuds MacKenzie Alex from Stroh’s They won’t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal , [Verse 3] I went up to this girl, she said, “Hi, my name is Sheena” I thought she’d be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina She said, “I’d like a drink,” I said, “Ehm, I’ll go get it” And then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man So I threw him out, I don’t fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina You know what I’m sayin’? Ain’t no plans with a man This is the 80’s, and you know we get down with the ladies No joke Break it down [Verse 4] Back in the saddle, lookin’ for a little affection I took a shot as a contestant on “The Love Connection” The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner We had a few drinks, I’m thinkin soon what I’ll be gettin’ Instead she started talkin ’bout plans for our wedding So I grabbed my coat and hit the door I said, “Baby, I’ll be seein’ ya” That’s why I found you don’t fool around with the Funky Cold Medina , You know what I’m sayin’? That Medina’s a monster Funky Cold Medina] |
Commonly asked questions
- Who produced the lyrics for Funky Cold Medina?
This lirics prodiucer by Michael Ross & Matt Dike.
- Who is credited with writing the music and lyrics to this song? Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina lyrics song is written by Young MC
